You're Invited!

The invitations are here! They are fabulous and just right and I love them, but does that now mean I have to invite people? I mean, I guess I want a huge, fun party and all, but maybe can we skip the staring at me in a church, my dad crying as we walk down the aisle, the obligatory oohing and aahing over my [insert flattering adjective] dress even though you don’t care, the photos, the hellos, the mingling, etc. etc. and just have the party already?

What would you do if you got an invite that said something along the lines of: “Josephine and Fiancé are getting married! Forget the boring parts, just join us for the raging dance party at 8:30pm!”? You would cry tears of joy, that’s what you would do. And you would buy me the best present ever to show your neverending gratitude for my consideration of your time and feelings.

Sadly, the invites do include the whole ceremony thing and some mingling time, but I guess if I have to be there I might as well make everyone else join me. On to re-learning calligraphy…good thing I ordered extras.