The bridesmaid dresses are here! Yay, do they look fabulous. I can’t wait to see all my friends in them, looking like clones and exactly as I told them to look, standing like mannequins in the background. (If I liked smiley face “emoticons” I would insert a winking one here). Nah, they don’t look exactly all the same. I do sort of wish I had taken advantage of my power and made them wear something hideous- puffy and pastel maybe? Instead though, the colors are fantastically summery and each bridesmaid chose a different style that looks quite dashing on her if I do
say so myself. I really hope they like what they got because I didn’t want to make them buy a $200 dress only to gag at themselves in the photos and run immediately home to burn it in an old oil barrel in a back alley somewhere. Obviously, being the great bridesmaids that they are, they would never own up to disliking my choices for them, but if you smell burning silk shantung on August 16th just keep it to yourself.
The bridesmaid dresses are here! Yay, do they look fabulous. I can’t wait to see all my friends in them, looking like clones and exactly as I told them to look, standing like mannequins in the background. (If I liked smiley face “emoticons” I would insert a winking one here). Nah, they don’t look exactly all the same. I do sort of wish I had taken advantage of my power and made them wear something hideous- puffy and pastel maybe? Instead though, the colors are fantastically summery and each bridesmaid chose a different style that looks quite dashing on her if I do 
say so myself. I really hope they like what they got because I didn’t want to make them buy a $200 dress only to gag at themselves in the photos and run immediately home to burn it in an old oil barrel in a back alley somewhere. Obviously, being the great bridesmaids that they are, they would never own up to disliking my choices for them, but if you smell burning silk shantung on August 16th just keep it to yourself.
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