Trying to be Crafty

Martha Stewart is the bomb. If I could make half the stuff she comes up with I would be amazing. How does she know so much random stuff about so many random things? I mean baking and flower arranging are in no way similar; throw in sewing skills and making stuff with sea-shells and she sounds fictional. I can see Roald Dahl having some secret craft-lady in a cabin in the woods helping the inevitable poor little kid out of destitution. That might actually make a good children’s book…

My mum and I saw this cool tissue-paper flower decoration thing in the latest Martha Stewart Weddings, so we thought we would give it a whirl. Martha would have died, it was so ugly. I won’t even show you a picture. Like I said, how does she do it?